Funny Suggestions

May 12, 2008

HitTail: Gateway to Becoming a Blog Addict? (Humor)

Link: HitTail: Gateway to Becoming a Blog Addict? (Humor)

The rush that you feel from the jump in traffic doesn’t last long. As you look over your...incoming traffic from Hittail...you realize that you need more.

December 12, 2007

Living the dream: Who loves you baby!

Link: Living the dream: Who loves you baby!.

I just checked who is linking into my blog and have come up with some funny results. I have Alot of Blogs linking to me. [...] I think that's down to the dilligence of the people who run Hittail (which is still cool).

Glad we could help.

December 03, 2007

The Long Tail Lives: 5 Strangest Search Referrals Today » Small Business SEM

Link: The Long Tail Lives: 5 Strangest Search Referrals Today » Small Business SEM.

Just have to share this: Here are the five strangest search referrals to Small Business SEM today, as discovered by browsing through my Hit Tail account.

November 28, 2007

My Answers at Questions in Search

Link: My Answers at Questions in Search.

More than three months passed since Hittail begin to work on my blog. For this time it gave me more than 1000 unique keywords by which people are came here and many of them are really funny. I did some analyses and decided to share with you about how useful and productive could Hittail be for you as for me is.

October 15, 2007

HitTail - Yay or Nay? - Actinic Community

Link: HitTail - Yay or Nay? - Actinic Community.

I just installed this to my site and logged in today and the amount of weird and abnormal search terms being used for the particular items I try and sell online is unreal!

It is mad what people type to search - it's an eye opener, no wonder I'm on page 99,000!.......lol


August 18, 2007

Mostly True Stories: Shameless Panty Stories for Your Googling Pleasure

I think I need to make a category for people who have mis-googled their porn. For now, it goes under funny suggestions.

Link: Mostly True Stories: Shameless Panty Stories for Your Googling Pleasure.

Because, even though it's mostly the moms who leave comments, more than 50% of my hits come from folks who have misgoogled their porn. I was just joking around, didn't have much to say that day, and thought I would have a giggle at some of those crazy search terms. But you know what? That post continues to be the MOST VIEWED post on this site. (Thanks, Hit Tail!)

August 11, 2007

Hitting The Long Tail Keywords | John Chow dot Com

Link: Hitting The Long Tail Keywords | John Chow dot Com.

I registered on hittail.com quite a while back (probably last year) and have generated quite a list of weird and wonderful phrases to work on. It’s a nice service to use and works well once you filter out the weird suggestions.

July 22, 2007

Mostly True Stories: Grandmother Panty Stories, Urethra Urethra Urethra

A great list of funny suggestions from a nurse's site:

Link: Mostly True Stories: Grandmother Panty Stories, Urethra Urethra Urethra.

And now that I've looked at my hittail stats, I'm going to purposefully attract more (very disappointed) porn googlers.

July 18, 2007

¡Oye Billy!: How did you find me?

Billy from ¡Oye Billy! was the first to publish about their funny HitTail suggestions. This is an oldie but goodie.

Link: ¡Oye Billy!: How did you find me?.

Although the searches I put up were amusing there were some useful ones on there as well. HitTail is great, I would recommend it to anyone!

Pashmina, it's worth having. I've not known a tool that can be funny and useful!


July 16, 2007

Mike Crowl's Random Notes: Nintendo Jewellery

This belongs in Funny Suggestions. Oh, the things you learn about your site, your readers, and the world when you use HitTail!

Link: Mike Crowl's Random Notes: Nintendo Jewellery.

While checking out another HitTail search phrase – sorry to inflict so many of these on you in a row, but needs must – I came across this quote from another blog, called Wiifanboy.