Tales From Nursing School

The registered nurse who runs Mostly True Stories has the privilege of kicking-off my special TypePad Category for Funny Suggestions. While they might be quotes of another sort, they are indeed quotes!

From the comments that you people are leaving, you seem to be pretty normal folks [...]  However, a large percentage of you folks are getting to my site as a result of bad porn googling. And now that I've looked at my hittail stats, I'm going to purposefully attract more (very disappointed) porn googlers. Here are some of the things you kinky monkeys are searching...